What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 04:31
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?
Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
How do you know if your husband loves you truly and deeply?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What would you change in Rings of Power?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”
Has anyone tried bestiality and been caught?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
What should I do to stop being angered easily?
From Russia With Love
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
How do I get over a long-term relationship breakup?
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?
-J W Pepper
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy